(Written By: Mari Waters)

Got another asshole to my collection

Got another broken heart

I will say his name I've got not discretion

I knew that he was gonna drawn

I said Hey Mr. Ryan don't play with me

I'm a mermaid this ain't no mystery 

I can write you a song

I can cast a spell

And tell everybody you should go to hell....

I am not a puppy I'm not a doll

So you can play me as you please

I am not a checkmark on your TO DO list

Your crumbs of time are not my thing

I said Hey Mr. Ryan don't play with me
I'm a mermaid this ain't no mystery 
I can write you a song
I can cast a spell
And tell everybody you should go to hell, oh yeah....
Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell, go to hell,

I won't take your crappy excuses 
Don't care if you are ginger
Don't give a shit if your eyes are blue
Don't mind about your wine collection

I really hope that you get stuffed 
With all your alcohol
And think about the pleasure nights 
You will find no more

I said Hey Mr. Ryan don't play with me
I'm a mermaid this ain't no mystery 
I can write you a song
I can cast a spell
And tell everybody you should go to hell, oh yeah